March 29, 2006

More World's Worst Book Proposals By Angela Hoy
printable version

I'm knee deep in email this week so I'm once again sharing snippets of some of the worst book proposals we've ever received. We hope you get a giggle from them like we did. Yes, these are real!

THE COLLEGE GRADUATE

I did this very successfully for 14 years--payed my way through college!

THE REDUNDANT AUTHOR

This book has wide mass appeal.

AFTER RECEIVING A REJECTION

Remember my name!!!!!!!

DOESN'T SPELLING COUNT IN POETRY?

I notice that you do not except poetry. I have researchs some of the other self publishers. And you are the only decent folks I have come across. If i can get a buisness address, i can write and convince you why you should make an exception in my case. Thanks.

THIS ONE LEFT ME SPEECHLESS...

As owner you be da boss and I be da jerk! I' m gonna tell my mommy that you won' t publish my book--so there!

For more smiles, the previous installment of World's Worst Book Proposals appears HERE.